Your tale would cure deafness from sitting on a deserted beach for 13 years listening to nothing but the sea waves

So, the storm was all simulated? I can't find that in the play unless we're talking about act 1.2.20-30 "Lie there, my art" (all his powers in his cape?) and, "I have with such precision in mine art so safely ordered that there is no soul- no, not so much perdition as an hair betid to any creature in the vessel." Did he cause the tempest and then make sure everyone was safe, or did he just simulate a storm? Is this why Miranda is talked down to by her father then, because after all this time she still cannot see the power behind his art? This is true I suppose, but then more clearly Miranda's innocence is seen by the fact that the first real man she ever sees she immediately pines for.